Ryan

Retired brain surgeon, New York Times best selling author, and 3x world champion alligator wrestler. Probably the most elite athlete to ever live, but I don’t apply myself. I came to the realization that yachts and mega mansions don’t bring happiness, but being in the gym with a filthy pump does. Why make all that money when I can focus on gains and looking like a Greek god? 

 

Also a top tier comedian. I haven’t sold out any venues, but you can come watch me perform late nights at your mom’s house